Bon-Bon: I warned you about this. I’ve been warning you about this for years, but especially here lately.

Lyra: Just shut up and help me into bed!

Bon-Bon: Too much soda. Too much wine. Too much salt. And here lately way too much soda. You need water, Lyra!

Lyra: It hurts so much. I haven’t had a cramp like this since I was a foal.

Bon-Bon: Probably for the same reason then as now. If you need to drink a soda at work to stay awake, with your haywire schedule, I understand. But you have to cut back somewhere!

Lyra: I know. Just… help me into bed. I need to rest. I really don’t want to have to cancel work tomorrow.

  1. allgreymatters said: I hope you feel better soon! Even staying really well hydrated, I’ve gotten some leg cramps before :/ No clue how that works with ponies, though.
  2. askmichigan said: #first world pone problems
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