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It Was Much Less Exciting Than I Thought. Trust Me, Lyra’s Description Does Not Get Across How Something That Could Have Been Awesome Became Tedious And Boring.

Safe tends to be pretty boring, yeah.

Next time you get a jar stuck on your head, I’ll be sure to go the amplified punch route!