1) Golly. It’s almost like you think memes are a bad thing.

2) You don’t think it’s adorable?

3) An actual avatar. Designed to be an avatar. My old avatar was a cropped panel of a comic.

4) This would all sound a lot more genuine if you were even around back when I changed from my first avatar to my second. That was a huge leap in style and tone.

5) Well, as per your requirements, I don’t have nine thousand followers. I don’t get a hundred likes on a post in two minutes (or ever). I don’t get posts on tumblr pony confessions (thank Celestia). Basically nopony knows me. And I pretty much only get fanart from, like, three ponies. Most of it from you.

But I got all the rest of those things down pat!

6) Is that not typical school-age pony behavior?