Well…um…honestly I do…have a bit of a crush on you…

I… was afraid of that, to be honest.

I just can’t return the feelings. I’m not gay. I can’t even realistically imagine myself being gay. I know you’re kind of sensitive, and this might hurt you a lot, but please try to remain level-headed about it.

If you’ve ever trusted me before, trust me when I say you don’t want the luggage I carry around. No offense, but your fragile, and it would completely destroy you.