1) Somehow or another, I still value you as a friend. I would be devastated if anything happened to you.

2) Well I appreciate that. You’ll excuse me if I still possess an irrational fear.

3) According to the timestamp on my personal copies of the files, it’s only a little over two years old. On the other hoof, my background is nearly three.

Be sure to wish my background a happy birthday on August 20th!