tundragale-blog
asked:
Because most, though not all, mortals are a fickle, greedy, cruel lot. They see only what they desire, and care not for others. Their greed blinds them to true beauty, such as pours forth froth your divine strings. Mortal, I have a gift I would like to give you, if I may.

No offense, but I’ve read a few ancient myths and legends. I’m not sure I want whatever ‘gift’ you have for me.

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You’re not going to make me give birth to your half-god child, are you?