1) Believe it or not, I’ve heard that story before. As for educational, imagine playing that with only cursory knowledge of the world it’s describing.

2) That is silly! This is much less silly (Warning: Disturbing lyrics).

3) Bon-Bon: Thank you, dear. I hope you’re happy too!

Lyra: A~nd no explanation.

Bon-Bon: Such a curious filly you are.

4) Ouch. Also sorry for the delay. Has it been resolved yet?

5) B: I don’t have normal days. I haven’t had a normal day in over five years. There’s always things to do. At the moment I’m still trying to find this pony. I had a decent lead for a while, but it led nowhere.