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asked:
But you didn't miss out on it! Dad said that you probably wouldn't remember since you lost your memories on that day.

I am 5 years old.

Pregnancies don’t take place over a day, Flapper. I’d have had to be zonked out for months! And I could have only wished for a fortune like that.

Doesn’t twenty-three in human years translate into four in equine years?

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Answer me meta powers! This is kinda important!