1) That… was the worst thirteen minutes of… anything, that I’ve ever sat all the way through. Ah… I don’t even understand. It was obviously intentionally bad. Was it actively parodying itself, even as it played?

2) Well, it certainly didn’t look good last time I saw it. Everything though? Probably not. I mean, it had a basement.

… I’m so sorry… You came looking for me. This is my fault…

3) B: I don’t believe my talent leaves much to be discussed.

B: If you’re not willing to try, then it sounds to me like you’re not invested enough. Certainly wouldn’t shorten my lifespan.

4) I considered it, briefly. But it was just a phase. It’s ogre now.