queenfrau
asked:
Oh sweet Jesus, there's a child?
Where have I been?

Bon-Bon’s nephew Tootsie-Flute.

Hmm…

Come to think of it, isn’t tootsie some kind of candy or something?

Oh my Celestia! No wonder ponies think me and Bon-Bon are together! Tootsie-Flute sounds like an amalgamation of our generalized special talents!