Today was quite a day Zach. When we went fishing, what was the first oddity that occurred?
B-Lots of ponies became fillies and colts.
Right, Zach. To my understanding, it was part of a massive spell cast. Who cast the spell?
A-Keyblade
Right. Still not sure who that is. Maybe we should try checking them out tomorrow.
During all of this madness, something else happened. What was it?
C-Sweetie Belle ran away.
That’s right Zach. Do you remember why?
B-She was afraid of being hated for having gotten her cutie mark first.
Right, Zach. Of course, this wasn’t true at all. Several ponies sought her out through the Everfree Forest. Do you remember three members of the search party?
A-Scootaloo, Lyra, and Ruby.
That’s right. Ruby was one of the most important members of the search party. What was she?
A-A zombie
No, I don’t think that’s right, Zach.
B-A Ghost.
Right, Zach. She’s a ghost that haunts the Everfree Forest. Quite good at finding things, too. Unfortunately, she didn’t have any connections with the red seeds profile…well, she still seems pretty interesting. A bit lonely, actually.
Eventually, Scootaloo found Sweetie Belle and the two fell in love. What happened next?
A-Scootaloo was assaulted by anons.
That’s right, Zach. After she was assaulted, she was defended by everypony else who noticed.
Where was Lyra during all of this?
C-Stuck in the Everfree Forest.
That’s right, Zach. One of her hooves turned to stone by a cockatrice.
Sometime after she was taken to the hospital, we learned another shocking revelation. Do you remember what it was?
B-Starcatcher is pregnant with twin alicorns.
That’s right, Zach. But there was something even more important about that. Do you remember what it was?
A-There was no physically possible way it could normally happen.
Right, Zach. We got to investigating what could have caused the incident. Do you remember who was responsible for it?
C-ThomasThePony
No, I don’t think that’s right.
B-Galaxiour
Right Zach. Galaxiour. If Celestia and Luna are gods, then Galaxiour is a supergod, so to speak.
But when he asked him about it, he revealed it was because he was just sick, and his magic malfunctioned, causing the incident.
I still think something is up with that. A supreme god getting a cold? Seems pretty strange to me, Zach. After that, there was a party and a visit to Lura. That’s how we got here.
Well Zach, I worry our sightseeing tour of Equestria may have come to an end.
Good night.
Even if you don’t get the reference, it’s such a beautiful piece. And this is pretty awesome as a review for some of the events of the day!
