What would you do if Bon-Bon confessed she was in love with you and wanted to take you out on a date?
Anonymous

Her and I had a discussion the night I moved in with the end result that that would not happen.

If it still did happen? I dunno, maybe I’d come up with some hair-brained scheme to get her to lose her attraction to me while simultaneously making sure she doesn’t hate me either.

At least that answer isn’t as boring, right?