1) Bon-Bon: Now now. That’s just cruel. Surely something at least half as awesome a series of events, that stretch well beyond imagination, will happen eventually. You know… Somewhere.

Lyra: … A bunch of vines from the Everfree Forest spread throughout town and wrecked up the place.

Bon-Bon: Poo. Who told you?

Lyra: Carrot Top.

Bon-Bon: Never cared for her much…

2) You really want to know?

3) Lyra: Everypony in Canterlot was pretty worried about it. I seemed to be the only one that paid little heed. I guess being undaunted by theatrics has its downsides.

Bon-Bon: Good heavens, no! We would never destroy a priceless artifact! It wasn’t even enchanted. It was more like… Well… I guess like a key.