Lyra: What are you talking about now?
Bon-Bon: Lyra, I know you don’t always pay attention to what’s going on, but how could you possibly… Wait a minute… [Audible Gasp] You weren’t here.
Lyra: What?
Bon-Bon: That’s right. You were in Canterlot for, like, a week. Taking pictures of flowers and house-sitting. We had it all cleaned up by the time you got back.
Lyra: You never told me about this.
Bon-Bon: Yeah yeah. But you had to have seen the sky, right?
Lyra: The day-night thing? Sure. Everypony was freaking out over it, but I just assumed it was just some promotional thing for the Summer Sunset Celebration.
Bon-Bon: Hmhmm! That means I have another secret you don’t know!
Lyra: Ugh! Bon-Bon!
3) I hope so. Seems like I haven’t done anything in forever, though.
Hope you and yours had a happy Thanksgiving!
2) Oh don’t be ridiculous. You were fine. I took a grammars class in college that opened my eyes up to how insipid a razor focus on standardized grammar is. Successfully conveying the desired information in an appropriate tone consistently is all that really matters in communication.
4) You know, I was going to change Bon-Bon’s name in the last set of questions to Roommate. But then Bon-Bon subtly reminded me of the ultimate conclusion of Scrunch Battle and I thought better of it.