1) Bon-Bon: ‘The other day?’ Those Everfree vines invaded months ago.

Lyra: What are you talking about now?

Bon-Bon: Lyra, I know you don’t always pay attention to what’s going on, but how could you possibly… Wait a minute… [Audible Gasp] You weren’t here.

Lyra: What?

Bon-Bon: That’s right. You were in Canterlot for, like, a week. Taking pictures of flowers and house-sitting. We had it all cleaned up by the time you got back.

Lyra: You never told me about this.

Bon-Bon: Yeah yeah. But you had to have seen the sky, right?

Lyra: The day-night thing? Sure. Everypony was freaking out over it, but I just assumed it was just some promotional thing for the Summer Sunset Celebration.

Bon-Bon: Hmhmm! That means I have another secret you don’t know!

Lyra: Ugh! Bon-Bon!

3) I hope so. Seems like I haven’t done anything in forever, though.

Hope you and yours had a happy Thanksgiving!

2) Oh don’t be ridiculous. You were fine. I took a grammars class in college that opened my eyes up to how insipid a razor focus on standardized grammar is. Successfully conveying the desired information in an appropriate tone consistently is all that really matters in communication.

4) You know, I was going to change Bon-Bon’s name in the last set of questions to Roommate. But then Bon-Bon subtly reminded me of the ultimate conclusion of Scrunch Battle and I thought better of it.