The kindergarteners were making “rectangle reptiles” today in class, which are made with green strips of construction paper and alligator cutouts. They double as hats.

Anyway, when one of the fillies finished hers she put it on and said, “Look at me! I’m an alligator pony!” And the only thing I could think was, “Don’t say that too loud, somepony will make a tumblr about it!”