1) If I start sculpting windmills and calling them trees, that won’t make them look anymore like trees.

Think about it. But not too hard.

2) There’s a character called Nightmare Moon on My Little Person? Uh… I guess I haven’t been keeping up lately. Weird coincident with the name though, huh?

3) And yet you write on.

4) Sounds like an album name. But, like, not a good album. Like, the kind of album that if you buy, even if it’s for somepony else, you feel compelled to lie to the cashier over. You’re all; “No no, I’m a music reviewer. I don’t really listen to this kind of stuff myself, it’s my job. Ponies depend on me for guidance!”

5) Um… not? None? He’s a baby. If Pound Cake drank some kind of potion that turned him humongous, would you hold any damage he did against him? We can’t pretend we understand what it’s like to be a dragon or if any of us could have avoided the shenanigans he’s been involved in.