Lyra: Moving on. Oh. Last one.

Bon-Bon: I… I can’t think of any.

Fuselight: Yeah… I got nothing. Wait, what about- no, no… nevermind. It’s possible I’m sure but I’ve certainly never heard of anypony.

Lyra: How about if I answer that question with a question. If somepony was better at something than they were with their special talent, how would you measure it?

Fuselight: I don’t think you can. How does one measure how good they are at a talent? Outside of like, a competition or something. And that’s not exactly a solid thing either.

Lyra: Yeah, yeah. Like, if somepony’s special talent is making pizza, but they’re also good at swimming, how would you say they’re- Like, what way of measuring could you even do? It’s not like all talents are equal or anything.

Fuselight: And if you were really good at this other thing, like better than your special talent, then shouldn’t that be your special talent then?

Lyra: I think that adds a different dynamic to the question all together.

Fuselight: I don’t think this question is even answerable.

Lyra: I say no, just because the question doesn’t really work.

Bon-Bon: I’m completely lost.

Fuselight: Agreed. There’s certainly never been a record of a pony like that anyways.

Lyra: Okay, well, that’s it. I might break this up, actually. This turned out kinda long.

Fuselight: Well, this was certainly a, uhm… enlightening experience. And you do this every day?

Lyra: Just about. For over two years.

Fuselight: I bow to your question-answering prowess. All I do is tell stories, pretty much. Speaking of, did I tell you about this one cuckoo clock I- oh. Right. Recording. Not the time.

Lyra: Oh no, go ahead if you want. Not like I can’t cut it if I have to.

Fuselight: No no! I’ll tell you two after we’re done here. Don’t want to get some pointless drivel all over your Tumblr. One thing at a time.

Lyra: [Yawn] Well, whatever. Okay, that’s it. Good- uh… night?

Bon-Bon: Signing off?

Fuselight: Best wishes?

Lyra: Good enough.

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The whole thing went way too long. So I cut it up into pieces. There’s no editing other than that, though. You can find the previous parts here. Hope you enjoyed!