Real quick I’d like to offer a special thanks to tumblr for deciding I don’t need to see my post editing buttons tonight. It was really fun to hit the quote button like eight times while searching for the upload picture button.
2) Handle? I can handle about anything you can conceive. I’ve seen things that were real. That doesn’t mean I want to see any of it.
3) Griffons have always hated us. Some deal better than others. I imagine Gilda is welcome to come and go as she pleases because she’s been here before. I think I heard somepony mention she went to flight camp with Rainbow Dash.
Further, I think Gilda is technically a citizen of Equestria.
4) I’m pretty sure that’s the kind of thing you can sue over. Poor maintenance/upkeep leading to injury is a pretty serious issue. Well, at least she could have at the time. I’m sure it’d be impossible to fully investigate having three years passed.
Either way I’m incredibly sorry. That’s a horrible thing to have happen. I’d like to hope that she fully recovers eventually, but to be honest she probably has permanent nerve damage. It may eventually lead to a more serious issue and necessitate surgery. Bon-Bon’s mother had to have something like that done once.
5) I danced around with an orange bowl on my head and called Bon-Bon “Bennedetto” for the day.
And I did not stop.