1) Oh my gosh! Hi! How’s it going? How’s your writing? Not much has happened over here. Krastos is studying for his doctorate so he’s super busy. I’m just, you know, kinda hangin’ out.

2) Yeah, we drag our butts across the ground.

Because toilet paper is too advanced for us.

3) You mean the spy cams. Yeah, I know about that.

4) That’s not the pony way. And nothing is ever that simple.

5) I’ve never even heard of it.

6) Lyra: Like I was saying, Ever, no big changes or anything over here.

Bon-Bon: I’m answering questions now too! Isn’t that new?

Lyra: You want to answer this one?

Bon-Bon: Ew. No.

Lyra: Me neither.