1) Eh neh neh neh ne~h! Look at me! I made dookie in the to~ilet!

2) You can’t, because there is no guarantee. It can happen anywhere, while doing anything, by anypony. That’s not to say that everypony is capable of such an act, but that you can’t just pick out an attacker from a crowd. You’d have an easier time arguing that you’ve no greater chance going out anywhere else than a convention.

Though, it probably has more to do with being away from home for an extended duration than specifically where you’re going. Social creatures are afraid of loved ones leaving and never coming back. It happens more than we’d like…

3) Bon-Bon: Ah… I don’t know what you’re talking about. Is this that camping thing?

Lyra: Campy, Bon-Bon. It’s campy.

4) Deez [omitted].

5) There’s that word again…

I don’t think your world has any room to talk.