1) Didn’t get it. What in Equestria could it possibly be?

2) I haven’t played it. I know about it. I know it’s a fantastic game. But I never got the chance.

3) Well, I suppose it’s possible. Never really thought about it before.

Hee hee. It’s funny, because I’m not really interested in whether I do or not! Guess that’s sort of telling, huh?

4) That depends; how long were you back there?

5) Shrimp Cocktail. This is going to sound really stupid, but I didn’t realize shrimp was meat. I thought it was some kind of undersea plant!

Took one bite and started dry heaving.

6) I clearly own a santa hat, you ding-dong. It’s in my avatar!

7) I suppose so. Something serious that doesn’t involve death.