Choose Your Own Adventure: New Vegas!

This is pretty long, so I threw it after the break. I answered everything after the Strengths/Weaknesses, though!

Daionus (dsilva72794@gmail.com) submitted:

The game’s intro, which should give you enough starting exposition.

“You’re awake. How about that.”

You wake up in a makeshift doctor’s office in the home of local Doctor. To make sure you’ve recovered enough to leave, he gives you an inspection.

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What is your name?

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What do you look like?

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What are your strengths and weaknesses?

In addition to the physical examination, he gives you a mental examination.

“Now I’m going to say a word, and I want you to say the first thing that comes to mind.”

“Dog”

  • Cat
  • Feed
  • Newspaper
  • Train
  • Kick
  • Dinner

“House”

  • Shelter
  • Burglarize
  • Renovate
  • Target
  • Investment
  • Demolish

“Night” Would have said “Day” but it wasn’t listed.

  • Campfire
  • Dream
  • Shroud
  • Sleep
  • Treasure
  • Silencer

“Bandit” Would have said “Run” but it wasn’t listed.

  • Bribe
  • Crush
  • Stab
  • Swiss Cheese
  • Vaporize
  • Reasonable

“Light”

  • Dark
  • Heavy
  • Beam
  • Flash
  • Inspiration
  • Torch

“MotherWould have said “Dad” but it wasn’t listed.

  • Caretaker
  • Genes
  • Cookie Jar
  • Tantrum
  • Tattle
  • Regret
  • Human Shield

“Okay, now I got a few statements, and I want you to tell me how much they sound like something you’d say.”

  • “Conflict just ain’t in my nature”
  • “I ain’t given to relying on others for support”
  • “I’m always fixing to be the center of attention”
  • “I’m slow to embrace new ideas”
  • “I charge to deal with my problems head-on.”

“Almost done. What do you say you have a look at this? Tell me what you see.”

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  • A broken chain
  • A chemical reaction
  • A shadow in a doorframe
  • An oozing wound
  • An angry, two-headed ant.

“Okay. How about this one?” Did the best I could with this one. I thought it looked like a human standing on a sheriff’s star.

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  • A priceless work of art
  • It’s some piece of space-age technology
  • A ship at see
  • You’re too embarrassed to say what it looks like

“Last one”

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  • “A light in the darkness”
  • “A bearded man”
  • “A mushroom cloud”
  • “A head on a pillow”
  • “Two bears high-fiving”

“Before I turn you out, I need one last thing from you. I got a form for you to fill out so I can get a sense of your medical history. Just a formality. It’s not like I expect you got a family history of getting shot in the head.”

Are you… (select one, two, or none)

  • …built to destroy?
  • …a fast shot?
  • …nearsighted, farsighted, or have any other form of impaired vision?
  • …more likely to go with diplomacy rather than violence?
  • …more likely to rush toward your opponent in a fight?
  • …a “loose cannon”?
  • …small in size?
  • …careful when aiming a gun?
  • …seeing strange things all the time?
  • …claustrophobic?
  • …likely to carry around any junk you find?
  • …“hot blooded”?
  • …obsessed with youth?
  • …talented but inexperienced?
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