1) W… What? I… What? I don’t… I don’t know. Knowing my trolling followers it would probably be something distasteful anyway.

Clearly I wouldn’t be able to post it. I wouldn’t even be comfortable hiding it behind a link. I mean I’d see it, obviously. If it’s good it’d probably get circulated around on… without naming anything, websites that circulate that sort of material. But, I guess that question is about me, huh? How would I feel? And I… I guess it would depend on the content. Sorry if that’s vague.

2) Look, I’m not going to pretend I’ve ever liked the look of… that, on anything. But human ones are just… gross.

3) B: But why the [omitted] does he keep asking me about movies?

Just finish reading the [omitted] wiki.

B: Doubtful. The rules of our order are vague. Somepony who embodies laws and regulations would be ill-fit to handle the decisions we must make. The greater good rarely feels great or good.

B: A member of CUE may retire, but none ever have. A mental breakdown is possible, but has never taken place. Anything more specific I cannot say.

4) Before you ask, no, I didn’t have to censor that. I just didn’t like the content of your message.

5) The movie? Should I ask how?

6) Okay! Now you just have to wait for Hearth’s Warming!

7) Thanks anon who is obviously Strawberry!