1) Oh, sorry. But yeah, not really complicated. There are non-herbalistic societies in our world and they tend to not be as peaceful.

2) Uh, alright. Just let me know if you need anything.

3) Sorry everypony. This tumblr’s over. Some random guy decided to end my life so I can’t run this this thing anymore. Goodbye everypony.

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Now wouldn’t you just feel awful? Yeah… I bet you’d cry a river…

4) How… does that happen? The unidentified matter thing. Does your planet have some kind of bone-eating monster or something? Maybe I should look this up myself.

5) Those that do typically would only use them on long hiking trips or the like. I suppose some incredibly busy individual might use one to keep working while they eat, but it would be a very odd sight.

6) What difference does it make? And I’ve called him a “he” in the past. Take that as you will.

7) She… She looks like a character from the Simpsons…