1) Clearly nothing. You made pretty sure I’m incapable of doing anything with this new-found pointless form, so nothing.

2) Celestia bless the smouldering remains of the cavity that once shielded the world from your vile heart.

3) Probably not very well. I mean, prices vary so much depending on where you live.

Edit: Thanks, Kay.

4) I’d seen drawn pictures but never a photograph. Looks frightening and disgusting. Like a… Like a leech.

5) [omitted] it, Pink! Why in the name of the moon would you say that?! You knew I’d have to look it up! Ugh! U~gh! Nasty!

6) B: That information is classified.