1) Well, I must be just dastardly.

2) B: Our diet is largely regulated; no coffee. No caffeine at all unless it’s consumption is part of blending in during an operation. CUE operatives can never reveal their identity. That’s not to say we couldn’t meet at some point, you just wouldn’t know who I was. Maybe we’ve already met.

3) No. That’s a terrible pun.

4) Sorry, no. Changing something radical about the world can have unforeseen side-effects. It’s not something I’d risk.

Monkey Paw.

5) I think you accidentally part of the question.

And seriously? Nob-Nob? Does having a reversed personally also polarize common sense?