1) You sound like a robot Trixie.

2) Well that’s a very specific prize for a very specific- Wait! Hold the phone! Second place?!

3) I can’t believe that out of all the pictures drawn of me with fingers I couldn’t find one of me flippin’ the bird with my hoof/hands. I am disappointed, bronies.

4) Nothing else to say on the subject? Very well.

5) Only Krastos. Trained medical personal and Bon-Bon too, but only in the event of a medical butt-touching emergency.

6) That’s not how it’s supposed to work. Wealth is supposed to be the result of hard work, investments, and risk. The stepping on others is just the result of impatient, hateful ponies that, if not for wealth, would have found some other way to make other’s lives miserable.

7) Sure!

Well, probably. At the very least everypony appreciates what Pinkie does for the town.