1) Well, at least it’s different.

2) I haven’t. How much of the movies are even about boxing, as opposed to telling a story with drama and character development. Wouldn’t it be easier to just watch boxing?

3) Yeah. And Prince Albert’s in the can.

4) In the same way it’s creepy to casually read the obituaries or watch a sport just waiting for somepony to get injured or worse. You’re not directly hurting anypony, so there’s nothing wrong with it. But it’s still creepy-morbid and I’d rather not hear about it. Which is pretty much the summation of the creepy tag. Just things I didn’t need to know.

Also, the implication that our lives are just a television show.

5) That’s a strange sort of question. You wouldn’t live long enough to truly comprehend the answer if you did.

And you know I hate that word; it’s the only reason you used it. Stop.

6) Perspective. What appears right isn’t always right. What appears wrong isn’t always wrong. Righting every wrong would only be doing so from your personal perspective. With a limited pool of knowledge to pull from, it would cause untold harm.

7) Sometimes it’s good to take a break, even from something we love. Give it time.