1) Eh… Well one does, depending on your applied definition.

2) Uh… Krastos might be interested in that line of thinking, but I don’t care for history.

3) Does Krastos even have a credit card? Does Equestria even have credit? Will you ever find out?

4) Okay.

I don’t understand what sort of rise you’re expecting to get out of me, like he’s anything more than some random human I just looked up.

5) To clarify, that is not why I said yes. Although every time I think about it I feel sort of sick.

6) How would I go about recording her murdering me?

Also wow. Was that message really from a week ago? I gotta catch up.

7) Yes, and you’d be a horrible boyfriend if you did.

But that’s not to say we couldn’t come to a more neutral compromise. Maybe we play Torchlight 2 together and maybe I decide I want to be brought to nearly the point of throwing up Cels I hate black beans. E~gh.