1) Ninjas are just assassins. They’re ancient hitmares, nothing more. What would that accomplish and how would that allow me to retain any aspect of who I am? I’d be a completely different pony!
2) Nope. I skipped around but nothing ever happens. Bo~ri~ng!
3) Pretty sure it was Princess Cadance and Spike, with invaluable help from Twilight.
4) If this is a SSB game, sure. Just as well as anypony else with full health.
5) So you fight the good fight using asklyra.
- You hit the mutie on the head, 101.
- That sounds a little condescending. You don’t think there’s a good worth fighting for?
- [Intelligence 2] Eeeegh-aaaagh-reh-reh-reh-reh-reh!
6) Find me the full sheet music, with zero cost from my wallet, with complete lead and bass for the entire piece, and I’ll spend the month or two it’ll take to put it all together.