1) Having resided in decidedly unpleasant living conditions, I have no interest in immersing myself in an imaginary iteration. If that makes sense.

2) Oh havens no! Wrestling is dangerous!

I like boxing.

3) I was friends with her right here on tumblr.

And I was three out of four of those things myself growing up. Shouldn’t be hard to see how I can relate.

4) … Heh heh…

Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh.

No. That’s silly.

5) No, because that sounds like one of those jokes that violate personal space.

What’s a 1950s? Haha. I love doing that.

6) All Hail The One True Maize!

7) My Eyeballs.

Can’t really do things quick when I answer this stuff in the order I receive it.