1) Person, place or thing?

2) Well, I had a nanny for at least part of that time. Or so I’m told. Don’t remember much from when I was that young. Pony/human development doesn’t really sync up time-wise.

3) Just looks like photo manipulation with text thrown on.

Although, you had me rollin’ at Ladylike Fruit Snacks.

Oh my! It’s nightmare night-themed axe-murderer angel food cake!

Or how about some neurosurgery corn-on-the-cob?

4) No. Nope. Not at all.

5) Aren’t those folk legends of sheep origin?