1) No. And neither is this, but at least it’s funny (Warning: Strong Language).

2) Aw. It used to be Vega, so I’ll count that! I like Dudley, though. Not that I’m any good at Street Fighter.

3) I might lose my cool.

4) Nah. It’s a scam. That candy isn’t free. There are hidden fees. Foals! Ask your parents about hidden fees! And parents! It’s never too early to sit your foal down and explain hidden fees! They are a dangerous, but naturally occurring part of our economy!

5) Nothing but good vibes as far as I can tell! Great track!

6) Of course! Was there ever any doubt?

7) Is it just me, or are colt bands more… forward than they used to be?