1) So spice! So spice!

2) Pretty sure the majority of that is exaggerated, but thanks just the same!

3) Right. Because having to physically take care of a foal is what I liked about Sweetie being here.

Strawberry, you’re like, a hundred times older than I am.

4) Going to ignore the majority of that message.

What if my parents were earth ponies too? Maybe I’m just the result of chance and a recessive allele.

5) I think that’s just storytelling magic. I mean, I understand waking up and making some short, loud noise. But full-blown screaming? Does that really happen?

6) Sounds like dragons to me.

7) Will it eat me? Y/N ?

Also, that link in the first answer is for you.