1) [Omiiiiiiiiiiiiited]! Alright fine. Whatever. At least I can talk about peaches now. I love peaches!

2) O rly den?

3) Huh. I mean yeah; Ditzy and Carrot have been family friends for as long as I’ve known them. But I don’t know who that stallion is. In fact, I’ve never seen him at all before. And that first picture looks like it was taken in Ponyville too.

4) Mako! I know him! He played Aku!

Gonna have to go with Aku.

5) Sam and Max is good! Pretty sure I’ve done this joke before but I won’t let that stop me!

6) Do I think a poorly conceived, abstract characterization of our princess, defined by committing various acts of sexual assault, would be a good ruler?

… I’m sure she’s had plenty of practice measuring the length of somethin’.