1) Okay. So this one time I was watching somepony else play Deus Ex: Invisible War, and he was dragging somepony’s body around and decided to put them in a burning trashcan. Well, something in the physics bugged (very common back then) when he did it, and the trashcan slowly tilted backward… Then lurched forward and flung the body through the air, ragdolling and on fire, off into the distance!

But that wasn’t the end. About an hour later he stumbles upon the wreckage of a huge robot with a burning corpse smack dab in the middle of it. We all busted out laughing!

2) How about we not talk about that?

3) Sounds like I was right to avoid it. I don’t like horror anything.

4) Close enough.

5) “Who writes this [omitted]?”

6) Remember that one bathroom scene from Liar Liar (mild language)? Basically that.