1) Employed full time with benefits.

2) I suppose it would depend more on the size of the country and the disposition of its natives.

3) Well, thanks. I try to be.

4) Can you have a best meme? When a meme is too good it becomes so wide spread it eventually just winds up annoying due to overexposure.

Pretty sure the worst was and is “the cake is a lie.” The lemon thing following close behind. You ponies drive things so far into the ground that I’ve no doubt you could ruin chocolate.

5) Half past never.

6) Just what I always wanted!

GET OVER HERE!

7) The satirical stage performance or did you just mean in general?