1) My hair is on fire! My hair is on fire! My hair is on fire! My hair is on fire!

2) If you feel the need to label something so strongly, keep it to yourself. I am who I am and I never asked for my life to be categorized.

3) No, but I remember that commercial!

4) ke ke ke ke ke!

5) I have no idea what you accidentally this time.

6) Let me break it down for you.