So, I was gonna do this thing where I didn’t post for a while, then ponies would reread the last post and see the last answer and then they’d be all “Oh no! You weren’t serious, were you Lyra? Please come back! We love you!”

Only that didn’t happen… I update everyday, but I didn’t make a post for just shy of three days and nopony said anything about it…

I’m cry.

But you didn’t see me cry.

1) New Horseleans? Please be joking. That can’t exist. A good and just Celestia wouldn’t allow it.

2) A couple of years ago when I was with my last coltfriend. I didn’t trust him.

He was clean, though. ‘Bout the only positive thing about the guy…

3) Would probably get a less bias opinion from bear-bear.

4) Yay! What do I win?!

5) As long as you don’t call me Johnson.

6) Because we don’t want to execute them. We just want them to leave us alone.

7) I don’t think you do. I think it’s a want; not a need.