1) Sounds like the plotline to an overrated narrative that’s influenced wa~y too many works over the years.

2) [This space left intentionally blank.]

3) That would be infinitely more annoying as the constant break and reestablishment of contact would be physically jarring.

4) Who would that make me, Lyra Bird?

5) Have you read this tumblr? If I knew the key to success I’d be doing it!

6) Wee-Woo! Wee-Woo! Wee-Woo! WA~H!