1) I could maybe see for recreational purposes, but that’s one expensive toy.

2) I could be! But I’m not… It’s hard to type and dance at the same time.

3) Unaware? Why do you think it didn’t spread? Do you have any idea how much worse it could have been? What do you think caused it to end? Though it doesn’t seem like you know much of anything on the subject.

If it’s any consolation, the ultimate implications of the acts in question aren’t hidden. Be pretty hard to hide border’s between two countries being closed.

4) Heh heh, Big McLargehooves.

Eh-But I dunno. We’ve never spoke.

5) Okie dokie. Not exactly something I’d ever call a group of ponies.

I tried to find what a group of humans are called, but couldn’t find anything that wasn’t referring to a societarian collection of individuals.

6) You have to be a unicorn with a massive magical affinity and serve for several years in a regular branch of the guard. Then you have to be hoof chosen; there are no auditions. If you accept you serve for 5 years and then retire. When it’s over you can never work in any branch of the guard ever again.

Oh yeah, and if you accept you’re considered deceased. Even after you retire no pony can ever know who you once were.