2-5) That sounds like everypony else’s problem, not mine.
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7) Well, this is a strange coincidence!
Local awesome artist and nice-pony extraordinaire Sir Lintalot had a game to gift me earlier today! I can only assume somepony referred me, which is super cool (though I would freak if I found out Lints specifically picked me themself)! Either way I made a steam account to receive it.