1) Good day, good mare. How do you do? Look fine!

2) How do you eat a mystery?

3) The Lyra works in mysterious ways, child.

Wait, would that make the demon bird from the last question eat me?

4) Uh… I guess I could make a Steam account. Feel like it would be wrong to decline a gift.

5) I’ve sat here for 5 minutes and I can’t even think of anything to say.

6) Please hold.

7) I swear these two just showed up next to each other in my inbox.

But I dunno. I assume everypony that gets as many asks as I do does. I just address most of them.