1) Oh, no. Not really a fan; I just played Enemy Unknown. Good game. Still don’t like that whole “Oh, your character died; forever” thing. I would have rather had like a permanent debuff to the character instead of death, such to the point that if it happens enough the character eventually becomes useless. That way you could still use the character while training a replacement.

2) I want a pony.

That’s the-… That’s the human thing, right? A child asking for a pony?

Please don’t get me anything. I can’t afford to get you anything back, but I’d feel bad if you got me something and I didn’t get you anything.

3) I suppose I misspoke. Maybe I was less of a slave and more of a prisoner? I dunno; semantics. I wasn’t used by just one pony, though.

4) Did you know that XCOM remake was made in Equestria? They changed so much stuff when they brought it over to you guys.

5) You know, say what you want, but Sombra was the only villain to threaten Equestria in recent memory that didn’t trip over his own plan.

6) Bon-Bon is my roommate. She is most certainly not along for the ride. Sorry, no ménage à trois here.

7) … Uh… Um…

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Oh, it’s a stuffed animal with pockets.

Plenty, I’m sure.