1) Hmm… That… That isn’t conclusive, but you’ve produced a reasonable doubt.

2) Again, I have no need nor money to spend on luxury. Sorry.

3) I either had or saw other pony tumblrs get messages early off that were all “You eat cake. That has eggs in it. You’re eating meat.” So I feel the need to clarify the difference between the two.

4) Because if I was tall and thin you’d call me Luigi.

5) And you are. But I know there’s more to it than that. Why else would a society so afraid of change be constantly changing?

6) OH GOLLY-GOSH!

7) I think you’re absolutely right; it’ll show that you don’t know anything about them. Usually a safer bet to get them something they’ll use vs. taking a stab at something more personal and possibly missing entirely, though. If you know anypony you can talk to about the one you’re supposed to buy something for, you might try that.