Dear Tyler, I’ve always been stalking you. I like you!! Please go out with me! -Love, Mom ♥

Dear tanya, I’ve always hated your funny charm. It’s disturbing. -Love, Your Homeroom Teacher

Dear jo, I’ve always adored your moe. Please! My body is ready! ♥ -Love, jo’s Biggest Fan

I SEE

Dear Zack, I’ve always envied your strong voice. Please! My body is ready! ♥ -Love, Senpai

OH JEEZ SEMPAI MORE THEN NOTICED

Dear dumbstruckC, I’ve always disliked your funny style. It makes me feel better about myself. Thanks. -Love, Senpai 

Dear Jillian, I’ve always envied your girlish face! My body is ready! <3 - Love, Jillian’s No. 1 Stalker

…D8

Dear Matthew, I’ve always been watching you. I like you!! Please go out with me! -Love, Your Little Kouhai

…n-nani?!

Dear grey, I’ve always been watching you. Please! My body is ready! ♥ -Love, grey

Did I really just send myself a love letter? Either I am progressing nicely in my campaign for better self-worth and body acceptance or I am kind of dumb? Orrrrrrrrrr I have an admirer who also goes by grey and loves it as much as I do and that would be amazing! :D

If I try my real name:

Dear savanna, I’ve always envied your dainty wit. It makes me feel better about myself. Thanks. -Love, Mom

Um? I guess it’s true my mom is not very witty…