1) No. Shocking, I’m sure.

2) W-what?

3) I’d rather you didn’t.

4) Shame about that socialism thing. Just as well, though. Never quite works out in practice.

Personally, I don’t feel that setting aside a day to celebrate half of a planet’s population is really the best approach to equality, for either side.

5) Certainly! Just usually not online. That’d be sort of sad.

6) Is… Is this a Minecraft statistic?

7) That’d be a trick.

Also.

Holy moley! I-I knew you followed me but I didn’t know you actually looked at anything I posted!