1) No thanks. You can take them back.
2)
3) Nothing? Work together to escape? All buffalo have horns.
4) What do you think?
5) Good all around! We’re all just a lot busier right now. Sorry for the short answer. Might be better to ask about each one separately.
6) Well, yeah. If it’s true that exposure to magic makes food taste bad, unicorns probably taste awful.
Also from that post, I think I just finally realized what that anon meant when they called me the Puma Mare, and I feel really, really stupid for not getting it.
7) A year ago I’d have been appalled that somepony sent a message like this to a page intended for audiences of all ages. At this point I’m just disappointed you lacked the articulation to formulate an appropriate cause and effect scenario.