1) Well, technically. I did warn Krastos about those eyes in the bathroom. Fortunately, it was mostly shock and they managed to get to the toilet with little incident.

Since it’s over, I’d also like to thank Tootsie for being our occasional chasing-everypony-back-outside tortured soul! The best parts of a Haunted House are the ones that aren’t consistent so there’s always that surprise factor.

2) No-

3) I’ll give you the entire pepper shaker to gobble down like a goat on acid.

4) Well, I either humor them or this tumblr sits and stagnates.

Can’t imagine what I’d do with the time…

5) Oh for Celestia’s sake, how exactly is he supposed to catch rabies?

6) Reaction of everypony who knows me after hearing that accusation without evidence.